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Well, well done, this post made me laugh!

I also find myself at times reading books and thinking how did this get made!! And then I get inspired because I think, surely I could be a published author one day if this book got published, then I am humbled as I remember that a least that person finished their novel, as I am yet to do…

But, I will say, one thing that does annoy me is when the suspense is just too suspenseful. When I find my self racing to get to the end just to know what happened but not really enjoy the ride I finish the book with a sense of disappointment. The books I adore the most are the ones I try and read slowly, even though I want to know what happens I would rather stay longer with the characters, savouring them.

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I love this point, thank you Tansie! And I'm glad I made you laugh. I think - and this is SO hard to remember - that taste, trend and publishing anxiety dictates what gets made - I know so many amazing writers who are looking for representation, and/or not being snapped up in Acquisitions, and I think 'Why? WHY? Oh but the hit of the London Book Fair was a mad filthy shark sex book - so nothing makes sense any more.' But I think knowing what we love and what we hate about a book definitely makes us better writers. My FAVOURITE books are the ones where I wish for an extra five chapters, where we can all just hang out.

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You have said this beautifully. This is my view on this too. Awful written books make me want to write better.

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My absolute pet hate at the moment is when the plot suddenly turns on a sixpence in the last two pages and you realise that they're planning a sequel. Great, but it's a novel, not a TV series. It has to end well too!!!

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It's so cheat-y. And writing good endings is really, really hard. You can't decide you're not going to try! The best books are when you yearn for a sequel, you don't feel as though you're being flogged a sequel.

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There’s one book that I often think of and get annoyed about, but then it spurs on my writing. I’m still mad at it, though, despite everyone else loving it.

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Oooooh, I know that feeling well! And I'm usually DESPERATE to find someone to agree with me/validate me. As though I'm waving sour milk in front of someone's nose, and shouting 'Smell! See how bad this milk is!' (Taste is entirely subjective, different strokes, a lid for every pot, live and let live, etc etc - but sometimes I do think 'OH, COME ON!')

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But you have to feel them out in case they loved it and you’re left questioning their taste. I always find someone else who agrees, though, but it’s all confirmed in whispers (in case the author can hear us - wouldn’t want to upset them) lol

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Jun 18Liked by Daisy Buchanan

Getting bored at a party, that’s exactly it! And so annoying when a character is obviously holding back about the Bad Thing just because it isn’t Act III yet.

This reminds me of my oddly confidence-boosting experience watching ‘Family Ties’ (the old US sitcom where Michael J. Fox got his breakthrough). It was a perfectly decent show, and clearly successful, but almost every episode had places where I could think of a better joke on the spot. Once or twice I even completely restructured the plot.

Great news about the podcast! It took more than a year, but I had just finished going through your back catalogue. And obviously I want to know what devilry Higgins was up to with the dogs’ hats.

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I love that! One day I’ll be reading an interview where you’ll say ‘It all began when I started to rewrite Family Ties…’ I’m so happy to hear you’re listening to the podcast! As for Higgins - you tell me…

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Jun 22Liked by Daisy Buchanan

Listening to, and recommending! Actually I think a fair chunk of what I've read in the last year is attributable to you and your guests.

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There’s nothing worse than a book (or film or tv show) that makes you shout with annoyance! The character tip is especially pertinent I think - if I’m giving something my attention for an extended period, I want to at least want to spend time with - or be weirdly fascinated by - the characters!

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Yeah! My definition of 'likeable' is pretty broad. Not necessarily 'I want to be in a group chat with them' or 'I'd trust them to water my plants when I went on holiday' - but someone who is perhaps more fun and less frustrating on the page than they would be in real life. Maybe that's the point!

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